tomorrowsuckedx:

monotoneminor:

detectivewho:

carry-on-my-wayward-vagabond:

lairofthewanderinggodhead:

crocodile*, but yes. 
Good times, fucker nearly bit off me beer-holdin’ hand 

You should see what they make us sheilas do!

Wrestle five ov ‘em cros and a drop bear! 

And you should see what they do if we fail!

I’ll giv’ yew a hint; it involves our ovaries, a barbie, a shrimp and a gum tree branch.

yeeeea but it’s a fucken crocodile not a bloody “allililigatorr”

streuth.

Its a fuck’n croc,
an this happens.
I just had my battle the other day, shit mate that croc was right true blue Auzzie! 

Nah, mate, I was right dinkem. Strine sheila power!

Just rolled in Vegemite and the ‘gator didn’t like that taste

I was scared like a kanga in the headlights and spent a fair while in the outback dunney afterwards, yeah.

stone the flamin’ crows, i blocked my fight with the crocs and drop bear from my memories! it’s a time i don’t want to remember, aye!

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    *sigh crocodiles usually i’d go along with this but its just annoying me instead…

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    Crocodiles. We’ve got Crocodiles mate.

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